The Jets quarterback is no longer hitting the gorgeous actress with any fly patterns... Mark Sanchez did not lead the New York Jets to a single offensive touchdown in the team's first preseason game.
But a new report makes it clearer than ever: the quarterback is having no trouble scoring with Eva Longoria! They may be the two most overrated players in the league in terms of publicity-to-skill ratio.
Upton's dream had come true, and she was indeed gracing its cover.
As it became apparent that the Fighting Irish were no match for the Crimson Tide, Upton wrote: "Its okay Notre Dame this happened to the Jets every week." The New York Jets went 6-10 in their 2012-13 season, and Sanchez had his worst season ever, highlighted by a play known now as the "buttfumble" in which he ran head first into the backside of an offensive lineman and fumbled the football, which was run back for a touchdown.
Upton, meanwhile, saw her star rise to unimagined heights, capped by being named, yes, FOX411's Celebrity of the Year.
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He’s been spotted several times at the voluptuous blonde’s pad since November, usually after games or before practices — sometimes as late as midnight — rolling up in his black chauffeur-driven Navigator.
Let us begin Upton's tale waaay back in January 2012, when she was just another bikini model who had something of a viral video hit with her unselfconscious interpretation of doing the “Dougie” while in the audience with friends at a Los Angeles Clippers game.