Did we just figure out the answer to finding true love? By Sarah Foulkes, Gal Kirstie Alley made a bold New Year’s resolution on the Ellen De Generes Show when she declared that she is going to start dating ugly men.
After claiming to have dated “players,” “psychos,” and the “unwell intentioned”, Kirstie thinks that less-than-hot men might be more appreciative of her.
You know, the one with a face like Danny Glover, a body like King Kong Bundy and teeth like Michael Strahan. Sometimes we don’t actually realize where our girls fall on the “blasted-in-the-face” scale.
Guys will always say they don’t date ugly girls, but the truth is ugly chicks are like jail cells…every man has spent at least one night inside one. These problems are real and there are a lot of them, so let’s get into it. If you answer yes to most of these, then you, sir, are dating a true beast. She Will Always Somehow Find You In A Crowded, Well-Lit Public Place.
Having sex with an ugly chick while the lights are on is like forcing your boner to compete on an episode of Fear Factor, complete with obstacles that automatically make your dick flaccid. None of the following statements will shake her loyalty for even a millisecond: 9. Like most guys, your friends are immature wild animals, and there is nothing better than finding out one of your buddies is dating a beast.
Bros will come up with all kinds of ways to piss you off.
They found that men rated women with more feminine features more highly for a fling.Physical attraction can lead to exactly the wrong person, or to an empty shell of a person” Tessina says.If going for someone you’re physically attracted to can lead to a dead end, is going for someone you’re not physically attracted to a good idea?Getting swamped with messages drives users, especially women, away.So we have to analyze and redirect this tendency, lest Ok Cupid become Every so often we run diagnostic plots like the one below, showing how many messages a sampling of 5,000 women, sorted by [rated] attractiveness, received over the last month.
A lot of women, like Kirstie, have been involved with that type of man.