If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. ___ (IF YES TO ANY PART OF #8, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY) 9. Please do not try to call or write (this action will void this application). In 50 words or less, what does “DO NOT TOUCH MY DAUGHTER” mean to you? In 50 words or less, what does “ABSTINENCE” mean to you? When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice is _____________________ (NOTE: If the answer to “E” begins with a B, T, or A, discontinue and leave the premises immediately with your head hung low.) 15. _____________________ Signature (That means sign your name) Thank you for your interest. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved.One more forwarded to me from Fred: Application To Date My Daughter 1. In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER! __________________________________________________________. Father ____________ Mother___________ Bishop__________ 13. Answer by filling in the blank: please answer all questions freely, all answers are confidential (that means I won't tell anyone ever -- promise) A.Name_________________________ Date of Birth____________ 2. Height _________ Weight________ IQ________ GPA________ 3. Social Security # ______________ Driver's licence #__________ 4. ____________ If no, explain answer _________________________________ 7. ______ Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly button ring? _________ (if yes to any of #8, discontinue application and leave the premises) 9. ____________ ____________________________________________________. If I were shot, the last place I would want to be wounded is in the __________________ B._________ When would the best time to interview your: 1) Father? 3) In 50 words or less, what does “ABSTINENCE” mean to you?4) In 50 words or less, what does “PUBLIC PLACE” mean to you?
Here’s an example of why Fred’s a man after my own heart: Daddy’s Rules for Dating His Daughters Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. HEIGHT:___________ WEIGHT: ______IQ: ________GPA: ______ 3. SOCIAL SECURITY #: ___________DRIVERS LICENSE #: _________ 4. If your application is rejected you will be notified by two angels wearing red suits and carrying pitch forks. NAME_______________________________________ ALIASES ______________DATE OF BIRTH_____________ HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________IQ__________ GPA______________ SOCIAL SECURITY#________________DRIVERS LICENSE #________________ IQ _________ BLOOD TYPE _____BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES________________________________________HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______Do you have parents? Rule One: If you talk with foul words and dress like a bad ass, a punk or a wanna-be-gangster I will toss you right out on your tush.___Yes ___No#of years they have been married ______If less than your age, explain why ______________________________________If not explain why ___________________________________________________ ACCESSORIES SECTION: A. Rule Two: If you date my daughter you date only her. Rule Three: You must know how to cook as well as I have taught my daughter(s) to cook. Rule Four: Do not be hurt when my daughter chooses a day at the spa with me over sports or gaming time with you.
Boy Scout Rank & Badges: __________________________________________ Home Address: __________________________________________________ Do you have parents?